My advice to M. A. G. A. and Trump’s Lawyers.
If you scratch a dog, you will have created a lifetime job.
Sorry, M.A.G.A., but you scratched that dog.
Trump’s whole life exemplifies a large feral K9.
A trailer trash breed of K9 minus six K’s
Dragging you along with his leash.
So you give up on your destination and follow him.
If you stop scratching his inflated ego, he will bite you.
Stop praising him and he will pee on you.
He will take a dump anytime anywhere on anyone,
then wipe his rear on the oval office presidential seal,
And finally chew up the U.S. CONSTITUTION.
So, my advice to any lawyers willing to defend this werewolf.
Get paid a very large nonrefundable amount up front. (Fat chance)
Follow the facts. (Real facts not Trumped-up fiction).
Do not lie to the press.
Do not Lie in court.
When you’re finally pressed to lie by “BARKY DROOLY POOPY DOG”,
it’s time to excuse yourself from the case.
And maybe start looking for your own lawyer! 
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