The Artful Codger

I'm not “CHARLES DICKEN” around.
With this poem, you have found.

Be astounded and astute.
On this journey, we are bound.

I am the “Artful Codger” -
A Pickpocket in M.A.G.A. Crowd.

Surely, I’m a thief, -
For stealing their belief.

Releasing them from -
The Church of DON.

Diverting them from -
The path they’re on.

Explaining things like -
Right from wrong.

Retrieving them from -
The TRIP they’re on.

Restoring to them -
A sanity gone.

Revealing to all -
Cult leader’s CON.

Reprieving them from -
LITIGATIONS LONG.

Concealing them from
COP-A-FEEL DON.

NO MORE PLEASE! -
HE yells from CELL.

The story you tell.
Will not break my spell.

For I am Rasputin.
Spitter of lies.

I will win all -
As this Country DIES.

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