To a Press Core before entering
a courtroom he can’t control.
His garble words gargled forth
unconsciously uncontrollable,
with hands caught in the cookie jar.
Sitting consistently incontinent
All day long steeped in a diaper seeping
Sleeping beside his weeping lawyers
He wakes and cries for change.
Not such a rash request
His lawyers would agree.
Sitting beside him day after day,
In golden diaper dripping pee.
Time to take a plea.
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Tangerine Tainted Stain.
Bloated Fatman BANE.
A (D.C. Comic) farcical
Adderall™ frozen brain.
Undeniably indefensible
Defendant in Chief.
A DEPEND™ wearing,
Man-Baby grifting creepy thief.
Casting innuendos
To Nodoz™ unending
Sleeping at the wheel
Oblivious of his stealing
FEDs keep upending –
Documents unending.
Lawyer’s appeals are pending.
Don is still pretending.
Papers so highly classified
Their theft he surely did contrive.
Cashing them as leverage
If judgment finally does arrive
D. O. J. Identified
The docs he tried to stash
Secrets he did whisk away
Disguising them as trash.
Metaphorical MAGA rain
Streaming Echos that never stop
Hysterically, sophomoric screaming
“Hunter’s laptop?”. “Hunter’s laptop?”.
Tyrannically blaming.
Constantly framing.
Lying and crying.
“Why ME-ing”, and sighing.
Their tactic is stalling
To get DON back in,
Before a conviction
Puts him in Sing Sing.
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A Trump vote in November
One ballot you’ll remember.
The day you lost your virginity –
To this cheap gold-plated member.
Upended by his rhetoric,
Hysterically historic.
So horrifically abhorrible,
But you still found him adorable.
Hindsight is reflection –
That clears up dim past.
His dementia is now glaring.
Orange embers that were cast
JEDied your memory of his criminal past.
A sickening flow of hate and blame
He spewed to hide an inner shame.
Of a strict father’s uncaring game –
Of demeaning, dismissing, disheartening disdain,
For the son, who would at last remain,
To hold the reins of his racist domain.
Who bumbled and stumbled.
Tumbling reign down –
Like Jerico’s walls at trumpet’s first blare –
Unleashing hell unchained – unstrained.
Splurging cash without a care.
Gurgling, swirling circling the drain.
A sweat drenched Adderall™ addled brain.
Tarnished and corruptly famed.
An Apprenticed. Unholy. Evangelical stain –
This deplored, disgraced, demigod clown.
Has undeniably, been guilty found.
Finally blowing his tower of cards down.
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Abrasive, aggressive, aimless, aloof.
Taking on Caroll, he knew he had goofed.
Miserable, moody, petulantly petty.
This Super Mario, steadfast and ready.
He told Habba to pick up the pace.
An Andretti race, – for he must save face.
The courtroom doors opened. –
He lost his case.
Cash on hand? He is not ready!
Press conference after, dripping and sweaty,
Approaching the podium, with wobble unsteady.
Unable to say, “I’m such a loser”.
He actually, – again began to accuse her.
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His hair furbelowed on top of his head,
Pillowed high – wafting dreads.
The maelstrom of strands skyward bound.
Static sparked their frantic flight.
Laundry on double decker lines,
Swishing, flapping, slapping, crackling,
Such a sight to see.
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A vote for Trump in November
One ballot you’ll remember.
The day you lost your virginity,
To this cheap gold-plated member. –
Upended by his rhetoric. –
None correctly historic. –
A sickening flow of hate and blame –
He spewed to hide his inner shame, –
Of a father’s unbridled, uncaring game –
Demeaning dismissive disheartening disdain –
For a son he left, who would remain –
To hold the reigns of his domain –
Who’d tumble the halls eventually down, –
Like Jerico’s walls at trumpet’s blare –
A sweat drenched American idol stained –
Tarnished and corruption famed –
Apprenticed Unholy Evangelical gain –
His deplored, disgraced, demigod of a name.
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I may have had you pushed down those stairs.
FAKE NEWS! _______ IVANA.
BELIEVE ME, IT’S NOT TRUE!
Today, I hold your ashes.
Now TWICE, I’m dumping you.
Press thinks you’re at BEDMINSTER.
Not so. It was a lie!
Truth is, I stashed some DOCs there.
Sadly, here I’ll say good-bye.
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Calm Down! It’s a joke. Get a Life.
Hmmm. Thou, the more I think about this????????
We now need –
To take a breath.
Stand back –
And then reflect.
Generations gave their lives –
To preserve and unite our Nation.
We now have insurrectionists –
Calling for State cessation.
They chose a bed to lie upon.
His mattress hid a pea.
For years and years, he’s peed upon –
The likes of you and me.
Your bets were on a loser –
Who cheated on his wives.
Grabbed women by the pussy –
And hid porn stars from our sight.
He gamed the system –
Behind your backs-
Indifferent to your plight.
All of his shenanigans –
Hidden from your sight.
A self proclaimed billionaire?
Who takes your hard earned wages.
He exceedingly, eagerly greedily grifts –
On multiple Circus stages.
Donations that you send to him –
All hidden from your sight.
Plunder his sole purpose –
For warranted illegal plight.
He does not run to save you all.
He only sees himself.
For prison is what waits for him –
A cell – one toilet – can be grim.
What a fall from such a height.
Fighting back – as a child might.
Using his money – That’s not right.
With ads he’ll grift you – late at night.
Saving America, not his game.
He’s only in it for his gain.
D. O. J. With 91 counts –
A Bain to His Fantasy –
Sovereign Name.
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Once while in mid-flight weary –
As I slumbered weak and bleary.
Mumbling flowed from a man so dreary.
So, I Listened to his babbling lore.
“A not so quaint forgetful bore.”
While I nodded, I heard him yapping.
On my seat – he came tapping.
Rapping and slapping his old fake tunes.
Mouth flapping words HE’s famous for.
“Incontinence and nothing more.”
Let never ending sorrow soar.
For those who broke the oath they swore
For those who sought votes to “BORROW”
For Electors who would blindly follow
Whatever – HE’d implore.
The raving craven GOP.
“Un-indicted.”
“NEVERMORE.”
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My apologies to Edgar Allen Poe