With eyes drawn back into his painfully colorless face, Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Horse addressed the Nation today.
Financial disclosure forms report that Mr. Horse has a net worth of $700 million.
This nest egg results in his inability to understand why laid-off Federal Employees have to go to food pantries, during President WALLDO’s government shutdown.
Wilbur lives off many investments purchased using the interest from residuals he received from reruns of a TV show that ran on CBS from 1961 to 1966.
He starred as Mr. Ed, a talking horse that shared horse sense with America by talking to his hapless owner Wilbur.
Remembering his proud stance and the wisdom expressed in his long face, it is sad to see him today.
While addressing the nation, the words flowing from his shrunken ventriloquist puppet mouth clearly demonstrated that horse sense will decline over time and the decline will continue to accelerate when large amounts of money are available.