Spoiler Alert (The following editorial is not meant to belittle or humiliate. It intends to inform.)
I have attended State Fairs and Carnivals in my youth. Having spent all of my allowance only to win prizes worth next to nothing, I always wondered what would possess me to do that. Was it a gambling gene? My grandfather was forever losing a paycheck gambling at the nearby horse track. Was it a test of skill on my part? After all, every booth had a contest that I could easily accomplish. Ah! There’s the catch, for even when I won, I lost. The prize was never worth the admission cost.
So in this 2024 election cycle. Ring Master Donald barks at his MAGA cult. Buy my tickets. The prizes are vast. They sell out fast.
Trading cards of him as Astronaut Donald, Elvis, or many of his other delusions. $99 ea.
A T-shirt with his official indictment “mugshot” $47 ea.
Or better yet, the official indictment “mugshot” mug. $47 ea.
Etc. $$$$
Etc. $$$$$$
Etc. $$$$$$$$$
And his latest grift is selling cheap golden sneakers at SneakerCon.com for $399 per pair, which cost him $13.
The Donald is ‘Music Man 2024’, a theatrical film starring his one and only, flamboyant self.
As the Department of Justice closes in on the “DON,” he expands his “Victim-I-Nation Tour”.
He criss-crosses the country whining that he is being persecuted, just like you. He proclaims from his private jet that in every way he is JUST LIKE YOU.
Honestly, do you really believe that you are just like him, that he relates to you? If you do, Boy. Do I have a truckload of Band instruments to sell you!
He is being prosecuted, not persecuted, for the crimes he has committed. You or I would be in Prison by now.
You are not a victim when you have earned your punishment.
Lying and accusing others while your hands are still in the cookie jar and crumbs are still on your face does not exude innocence, no matter how pathetically you protest.
Tragedy and Comedy are indeed two sides of a coin.
It is time to ponder and reflect on this next coin toss election.
In this 2024 election, we have a choice to spend our money on a ticket for:
“Music Man 2024 – Springtime for Hitler, our Demigod” or
“America Forward – Our Democracy and Republic, United”
On leaving the Fairground, I instinctively knew I had been swindled. The vast majority of MAGA Carnival attendees sadly cannot find their way off the fairgrounds.
There are maps out there. I implore you to open and read them.
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