Trumperman from the planet RipUoff, located in an alternate universe, crash-landed on Earth, after escaping from the Foxdumb Zone a guarded gated community for the criminally insane.
He developed super coping powers that only grew stronger throughout his socially awkward childhood. These powers consisted of:
- His victimizing aura, and
- His blame deflector
He returned to search the crash site many times, during his youth.
He was only able to salvage a few items from the debris field of his crashed vehicle.
- A chest holding over four hundred million golden KriptoBits gifted to him by the GREAT FRUMP, his father. All Its’ contents would eventually slip through Trumperman’s very tiny hands. SAD!
- A Signed Non Disclosure Agreement stating he could never disclose how his father procured those KriptoBits.
- And finally, a case containing Foxitude crystals.
Many years had passed since his crash when, while examining the Crystal Container, he accidently pressed a hidden button.
The Instruction Manual was instantly read aloud to him. This was fortunate because Trumperman had never learned to read the papers contained inside.
He was now able to use the crystals to create his Fortress of Foxitude. He spends much of his time there.
While there he invented his:
- “Trumpaphoney” a weapon that shoots out a constant barrage of believable lies. Humans find them irresistible.
- “Ear Blinders” (a device that once permanently inserted into each of his ears, deflects any ideas that conflict with his own thoughts. (Side effects: blurred speech and vision; along with sinus problems resulting in a constant sniffling when speaking.)
- He also invented the “Innuendo”; a stealth weapon that throws insinuating and debilitating lies about anyone he does not trust, which sadly encompasses all humanity.
He spends the remaining time at his fortress watching ‘Fox and Friends’, and fabricating a multitude of every expanding lies.
SIDE NOTE: As you all know, many have said that he cloned his “STEPFORD LIFE Friends at Fox”, from his own alien DNA.