At the conclusion of the House Committee on Oversight and Reform hearings; members will retire to the State Dining Room.
There they will be served juicy portions of LAMBASTED TRUMP ROAST accompanied by a variety of boiled Minions, both domestic and imported Russian varieties.
Dessert will follow, consisting of tax re-turnovers topped with scoops of chilled impeached mint ice cream.
Afterward; Bowls of collusion punch will be available along with hot “covfefe”.