In still silence they came,

riled by his monotonous grinding and whining;

thrilled by his incessant shrill howling;

convinced by his buzzing, babbling, bleating;

incensed by his droning, groaning, moaning;

provoked by his grumpy, grunting, growling;

spurred on by his squealing, screaming scud of verbal diarrhea.

“To the CAPITAL, and I’ll be with you!”

His hurricane of victimhood and deception,

plagiarized platitudes, and flagrant lies;

propelled large droves of ruby-red non-patriots to the CAPITAL;

where they carelessly spattered Donald’s seeds of insurrection …

to be indiscriminately scattered on the wind.

 

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My thanks to Ann Telnaes for permission to use her editorial cartoon.