My lifestyle has been deemed piggish by a majority of Americans.

I am proud to be seen as piggish. In fact, I wanted to make the pig our National Bird, but some of those scientific naysayers were against that.

The Pig is a noble creature that unselfishly sacrifices itself for the welfare of their Country. I have eaten hundreds of them, and have never heard one of them complain, unlike my staff.

 

Available NOV 3, 2020, ***

The Art of the Squeal
Another Oinker from D.J. Drumpig.

*** Robert Mueller may be advancing the  Release date of this book.

 

Front cover of fictitious book, The Art of the Squeal