The Art of the Squeal

January 31, 2019

My lifestyle has been deemed piggish by a majority of Americans.

I am proud to be seen as piggish. In fact, I wanted to make the pig our National Bird, but some of those scientific naysayers were against that.

The Pig is a noble creature that unselfishly sacrifices itself for the welfare of their Country. I have eaten hundreds of them, and have never heard one of them complain, unlike my staff.

 

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  1. RKO

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