Tangerine Tainted Stain.
Bloated Fatman BANE.
A (D.C. Comic) farcical
Adderall™ frozen brain.

Undeniably indefensible
Defendant in Chief.
A DEPEND™ wearing,
Man-Baby grifting creepy thief.

Casting innuendos
To Nodoz™ unending
Sleeping at the wheel
Oblivious of his stealing

FEDs keep upending –
Documents unending.
Lawyer’s appeals are pending.
Don is still pretending.

Papers so highly classified
Their theft he surely did contrive.
Cashing them as leverage
If judgment finally does arrive

D. O. J. Identified
The docs he tried to stash
Secrets he did whisk away
Disguising them as trash.

Metaphorical MAGA rain
Streaming Echos that never stop
Hysterically, sophomoric screaming
“Hunter’s laptop?”. “Hunter’s laptop?”.

Tyrannically blaming.
Constantly framing.
Lying and crying.
“Why ME-ing”, and sighing.

Their tactic is stalling
To get DON back in,
Before a conviction
Puts him in Sing Sing.

 

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