Trying to defend government funding to build his Wall on National television;  
President “Wall Doo” babbled the following rambling and incoherent statement.

“They say a wall is medieval. Well, so is a wheel. A wheel is older than a wall, and I looked at every single car out there, even the really expensive ones that the Secret Service uses — And believe me. They are expensive. I said. Do they all have wheels? Yes. Oh, I thought it was medieval.”

One can only imagine the distorted images of fleeting memories that floated up from his past as he gave that speech. They flickered on the screen of his overly neglected brain.

Flashes appeared of his Nanny pushing him in his stroller, accompanied by his ever-present bodyguard.

Looking up and out from his stroller he sees Mexican laborers building a brick wall and a rod iron fence.

Remembering it clearly, being a college freshman at the time, “The stroller had wheels and those wheels brought me to that wall, proving that wheels preceded walls.”

“Historians pretend to know more than me, but what do they know. They read things in their books; I read things on walls.”

It must have dawned on him then, that someday that wall and fence would forever prevent his being wheeled beyond their restricting border.

Little did Donny realize that history was created in his mind on that day?