“Poor me, I am so harassed.”

Yes, there is Presidential harassment, but it is being promoted by the President and his administration against governmental agencies that are only doing their sworn duty to uphold our Constitution and Laws. 

“If there is going to be peace and legislation, there cannot be war and investigation.” the baby cries.

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood in spite of President “Huff’n’PUFFs” blatant threat during his State of the Union address. The House Ways and Means Committee met today to start building a case to pursue trump’s tax returns! 

It’s going to be hard for Huffy to stop it, because it turns out that an obscure provision in the Federal Tax Code gives the chairman of the committee unilateral powers to request tax information on any filer, including the President. 

Note: When applying the phrase “Obscure Provision” to the Federal Tax Code they must be referring to all the writing contained within its pages, for most Americans can only comprehend the Title on its front page. 

According to one committee aide, “The tax returns are only one evidentiary piece of the larger puzzle about the President’s finances.” 

The larger puzzle they are referring to must be a JIGSAW PUZZLE because when the JIG is up, President “Lookada Otherway” will need a SAW smuggled into his prison cell.

Then again, they might be referring to the game show Wheel of Misfortune.