K.G.B. Wall Division

February 4, 2019

A Resume was recently found on the desk of the Director of Human Resources at the Soviet KGB Wall Division.

Dear Comrades, as the pretender to the Presidency of the former United States of America, I have honed the craft of subterfuge to its highest level, raining a level of terror and chaos on our gullible public unrivaled since our Great Civil War.

Ever since the fall of your Magnificent Wall separating West Germany from your comrades in East Germany, back in the 1980s, I have made it my mission to rebuild those Great Walls wherever I can.

Being fundamentally anti-social and lusting for greater power, I wish to offer my skills to your KBG Wall Division.

I look forward to working with you and having many WALL ERECTIONS together.

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