Humpty Trumpty

January 30, 2019

Humpty Trumpty has a big Brain
From government work, he does abstain.
By holding on to his great big wall
Humpty’s Party will take a big fall.
All the Senate’s forces and all the Senate's men
can’t bring the Party together again.
A National Emergency won’t save them now.
He’ll even sign one and then take a bow.
A trumped-up emergency is too hard to fake.
Even his party is unable to make
an undeniably plausible case.
So for now: REAL EMERGENCIES will HAVE TO WAIT.

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