Humpty Trumpty has a big Brain
From government work, he does abstain.
By holding on to his great big wall
Humpty’s Party will take a big fall.
All the Senate’s forces and all the Senates men
can’t bring the Party together again.
A National Emergency won’t save them now.
He’ll even sign one and then take a bow.
A trumped-up emergency is too hard to fake.
Even his party is unable to make
an undeniably plausible case.
So for now: REAL EMERGENCIES will; HAVE TO WAIT.