Because President “Gravy Brain” was such a poor student, he has threatened his high school and college from releasing his grades. He also stopped the College Board from releasing his SAT scores.
He is well aware that he is a fraud, but needs you to believe that he is the Master Intelligence that sees all and knows all. You must believe that he is the Master Deal Maker and Lord Protector of the Realm. His blustering self-inflated ego demands it.
Yet, Gravy Brain's ‘Art of the Deal’ Co-Author, Tony Schwartz, says that in retrospect, almost all of the deals extolled in that book were failures. He further states that most of the deals Trump has made since the publication of the book have been overwhelming failures.
Gravy Brain wants you to view him as the one Great Leader who will lift you up and out of your misery, protect you from the imagined monsters in your closets and under your beds. Be warned, for he is the one tweeting you those bedtime stories.
In Feb. 2018, President Pretender said that he would have charged into the school during the shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, that left 17 students and teachers dead, even if he were unarmed. If you believe that, you probably also believe his imagined monsters are really under your bed.
As a pretend President, he prefers to fill his “Executive Time” watching Friendly Fox Happy Meal Videos while obsessing over his low approval ratings and negative press coverage.
He could not explain or defend a complex issue if his life depended on it.
With the attention span of a toddler and the fact retention of a fruit fly, he continues to rattle on: “NO COLLUSION”, “WITCH HUNT”, “FAKE NEWS”, “I AM VERY VERY SMART”, and “I KNOW THE BEST WORDS”.
One of the best examples of his illiteracy is his calling the Mueller Investigation a “PHONY WITCH HUNT”. He doesn’t realize that he is declaring the investigation is not a witch hunt.
I paraphrase a line from Shakespeare's Hamlet when I say, “DONNYBOY; methinks thou doth protest too much.”
Let me dumb this down for Donny Boy. (Shakespeare was what could be considered an English “Elizabethan Rapper”. One of his lyrics implied that when someone constantly keeps boasting about something, then the opposite of what is said must be true.)
With a fourth-grade reading level that he has infrequently used since the fourth grade, President “Gravy Brain” refuses to read any intelligence reports and relies on oral briefings.
His advisers need to distill complex issues down to one or two talking points. They present him with one-page place-mats, accompanied by an assortment of colorful crayons. He can practice tracing over his oversized, illegible signature and color in the educational puzzles that his staff print out as learning aids.
They have discovered that if his name appears on any papers, he is more inclined to at least look at them. You can put newspapers at the feet of a puppy and imagine he might learn to read. You could also imagine you won’t need to clean up a load of crap at the end of each day. “NOT going to HAPPEN”.
Here's an idea: since our "Holy POTUS" does not read anything, can someone hand him a resignation paper to sign?
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