Flusher in Chief

December 17, 2019

Donald-Trump-Tweeting-On-Toilet

"Drumph" is a 15 flush kind of guy? Who Knew?

Wow! The White House occupier ironically agrees with me in that we need better flushes. (YOUTUBE).

Looking down at the porcelain seat from which he grunts and tweets he is aghast that it takes between ten to fifteen flushes to rid the contents. You can only hold it in for so long, and when it’s all you have inside, releasing it is both agonizing and ironically psychologically rewarding.

Observing fleeting expressions of admiration on his parents faces as they glanced at him when his Nanny told them of his potty training success, taught him to always have a load ready and waiting to go.

I and my colleagues have always surmised that he was full of crap. It turns out that this may be more literal now than figurative.

Side Note: Trumps' grandfathers name originaly was Drumph.
He changed it when he emigrated to the States.

Trump is slang for Fart in Britain!

Imagine that in 3 meter high gold letters on his building.

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