“I have tremendous respect for women.” ~ Donald Trump

Second presidential debate, www.nytimes.com. October 10, 2016

ONLY IF THEY ARE TOP MODELS or have BIG BOOBS

“You know, it really doesn`t matter what the media write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” ~ Donald Trump

BEAUTIFUL ASS – NOT YOU DONNY BOY!
OH! YOU SAID PIECE OF ASS ! 

“I have great respect for women. Nobody has more respect for women than I do.” ~ Donald Trump

R–E–S–P–E–C–T. – what a word – it means to me.

Raise Every Skirt Poke Every Cunt Today

“When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy.” ~ Donald Trump

Source: www.thedailybeast.com

Donny. You are not a star. You are a MASSIVE BLACK HOLE!

“I have a great body. I really do.” ~ Donald Trump

Who’s is she, and does Melania know?

“All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.” ~ Donald Trump

Donald J. Trump, Meredith McIver (2004). “Trump: How to Get Rich”, p.223, Random House

They were UNCONSCIOUS!

“I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t. The third gave me more children!” ~ Donald Trump

Hard to believe you are still married. Or are you?

“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body.” ~ Donald Trump

“Trump, card” by Maureen Callahan, nypost.com. April 3, 2011

DOCUMENTED ?????
Do you mean PORN?

“I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.” ~ Donald Trump

All your women and your wives?
Did not know you were a Mormon?

“Anyone who endorses violence, hatred or oppression is not welcome in America and never, ever will be!” ~ Donald Trump

Time for you to LEAVE! Don, you are not welcome.

“Part of being a winner is knowing when enough is enough. Sometimes you have to give up the fight and walk away, and move on to something that’s more productive.” ~ Donald Trump

Eugene Carroll’s lawyers gave you that advise. To bad you did not listen.

“I think temperament is my single greatest asset.” ~ Donald Trump

Did you mean “Temper”?

“I have great judgment. I have good judgment. I know what’s going on.” ~ Donald Trump

Toilet paper on your shoe?
Can’t close an umbrella?
Wife swatting your hand away?
Putin whispering sweetly in your ear?
Do you really know what’s going on?

“There can be no prosperity without law and order.” ~ Donald Trump

Thus, prosperity will come when they put you away. Very wise for a brain dead cult leader!

“Be careful with whom you associate. Loser’s rub off!” ~ Donald Trump

RUB OFF any LOSERS lately DONNY?

“Watch, listen and learn. You can’t know it all yourself. Anyone who thinks they do is destined for mediocrity.” ~ Donald Trump

Let me quote you, DONNY.

“Nobody knows more about debt. I’m like the king. I love debt.”
“Nobody knows banking better than I do”
“Nobody in the history of this country has ever known so much about infrastructure as Donald Trump.”
“There’s nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.”
“I know more about ISIS (the Islamic State militant group) than the generals do. Believe me.”
“There is nobody who understands the horror of nuclear more than me.”

So you correct, Donny. You are destined for mediocrity.

“I really like Barack Obama. I think that he’s working very hard. He’s trying to rebuild our reputation throughout the world. The previous administration was a total disaster, a total catastrophe. He was handed a pretty bad deck of cards. And I’m not saying I agree with everything he’s doing. He’s a champion. I mean, he won against all odds. When he first announced, people were giving him virtually no chance. And he’s just done something that’s amazing.” ~ Donald Trump

WOW! Donald. You really said that! Although, you really meant, “Amazing for a BLACK man”.

 “Respect whatever it is (talking about a Confederate flag) that you have to respect, because it was a point in time, and put it in a museum.” ~ Donald Trump

Museums are fine. That flag is part of our Country’s history. But, to wave it around at your RALLIES, and display it anywhere else is one giant FUCK YOU to Civil Rights.

“Nobody can solve debt problems like me.” ~ Donald Trump

You just grift off gullible people!

“Always give more than what’s expected.” ~ Donald Trump

Just ask State and Federal Prosecutors. They love what you keep giving them!

“I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.” ~ Donald Trump

On the 50th anniversary of the Fair Housing Act, some housing rights advocates are still waiting for Trump to acknowledge the experiences of the men and women who said they were turned away by Trump Management for their race.

“I don’t hire a lot of number-crunchers, and I don’t trust fancy marketing surveys. I do my own surveys and draw my own conclusions.” ~ Donald Trump

Do you use a MAGIC MARKER?

“That’s my attitude on the military. I don’t like telling the enemy what I’m doing.” ~ Donald Trump

www.washingtonpost.com. August 2, 2016. 

Talk to your buddy Putin lately?

“Hillary Clinton is very strong and very smart.” ~ Donald Trump

Source: www.zerohedge.com

Wow! Amazing! You got something correct!

“There’s always a reason for everything.” ~ Donald Trump

Yes! There are reasons you have been indicted for your many crimes. There is a reason why you are being prosecuted for them. YOU ARE GUILTY!

“Nobody takes things more personally than me.” – Donald Trump

Source: perezhilton.com

You took all those CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS! Personally!

“If I decide to run for office, I will release my tax returns. Absolutely. I would love to do that.” ~ Donald Trump

After a battle over their disclosure that went to the Supreme Court.

“The final key to the way I promote is bravado. I play to people’s fantasies. People may not always think big themselves, but they can still get very excited by those who do. That’s why a little hyperbole never hurts.” ~ Donald Trump

So you play to people’s fantasies.
Like you’re REALLY, REALLY smart!
Only you can fix what is wrong in the world. You could have prevented our Civil War. And, you have a great BODY.
So great in fact that you will be featured as the GOLDEN BACHELOR in 2025?
DREAM ON !

“You know, I’m, like, a smart person.” ~ Donald Trump

“Exclusive: Donald Trump on Cabinet picks, transition process”. “Fox News Sunday”, www.foxnews.com. December 11, 2016.

A smart person who has suffered a major Brain Trauma.

“You see the mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” ~ Donald Trump

So says “GODFATHER DON”, as he takes the fifth. Let us all kiss his ring.

“Treat people how you want to be treated.” ~ Donald Trump

So, you want people to scam and defraud you? – Call you nasty names? OK. You are a DICK ! Yeah, DONNY DICKLESS.

“The point is that you can’t be too greedy.” ~ Donald Trump
 

YOU CAN !

“I’m not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won’t lose a penny.” ~ Donald Trump

SO MUCH MORE than a PENNY!

“Michelle Obama gives a speech, and everyone loves it. It’s fantastic. They think she’s absolutely great. My wife, Melania, gives the exact same speech… And people get on her case.” ~ Donald Trump

It’s called PLAGIARISM, Donny. And you said you know BIG words, the BEST words. 

“I’m going to fight for every person in America who believes government should serve the people, not the donors and not the special interests.” ~ Donald Trump

Donald, your mouth is moving again!

“What did the pope say? I like the pope. I mean, was it good or bad?”Because if it’s good, I like the pope. If it’s bad, I don’t like the pope.” ~ Donald Trump

GOOD or BAD, the Pope had to immediately go to confession.

“You have Obama that wants to play golf instead of deal with people.” ~ Donald Trump

Donald Trump spent 307 days, almost a full year, golfing during his presidency.

“I hate taking refugees. I guarantee you they are bad. That is why they are in prison right now. They are not going to be wonderful people who go on to work for the local milk people.” ~ Donald Trump

Donny, the “local milk people” are called Dairy Farmers.
The majority of refugees are wonderful people, law abiding people.
When given the same opportunities that our own immigrant lineage was afforded, they will proudly call themselves AMERICANS.

“I do great with Latino voters. I employee so many Latinos, I have so many people working for me, the Latinos love Trump, and I Iove them.” ~ Donald Trump

You love them? How much do you pay them?

“I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall.” ~ Donald Trump

Hey! Have China build your Great Wall! I know what you can call it.

“In America, we will build a great wall along the southern border. And Mexico will pay for the wall. One hundred percent. They don’t know it yet, but they’re going to pay for it. And they’re great people and great leaders but they’re going to pay for the wall. On day one, we will begin working on intangible, physical, tall, power, beautiful southern border wall.” ~ Donald Trump

While your at it, lets extend the wall up the East Coast then across the Canadian Border then down the Pacific Coast, keeping out immigrants and the Global Warming Rising Oceans.

“Immigrants are going back where they came. If they came from a certain country, they are going to be brought back to their country. That’s the way it’s supposed to be.” ~ Donald Trump

Source: www.washingtonpost.com

We’ll use your Airline. Oh! I forgot it went Bankrupt!

“I have a great relationship with the Mexican people…They love me, I love them.” ~ Donald Trump

Does your wife know about this relationship?

“I’m going to fight for every citizen of every background from every stretch of America.” ~ Donald Trump

That IS a stretch!

“He (John McCain) is a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren`t captured.” ~ Donald Trump

Keep talking Bone Spur draft dodger.

“I think, for me, nuclear is just the power, the devastation is very important to me.” ~ Donald Trump

We all know you love DEVASTATION!
You can’t wait to push that BUTTON!

“A lot of really smart, wealthy people know that slashing taxes on the wealthy hasn’t worked.” ~ Donald Trump

Source: time.com

It has not worked because bills to slash those taxes never get passed. The really smart wealthy people pay to have those bills disappear.

“A well-educated black has a tremendous advantage over a well-educated white in terms of the job market. I think sometimes a black may think they don’t have an advantage or this and that. I’ve said on one occasion, even about myself, if I were starting off today, I would love to be a well-educated black, because I believe they do have an actual advantage.” ~ Donald Trump

Oh! Sounds like your talking about President Barack Obama. Good choice.
Well, starting over, as a black baby the odds of you becoming well-educated would be slim. But, Maybe your new parents would be loving and show you there is more to life than being an asshole.

“I supported John McCain for president. I raised a million dollars for him. Still a lot of money. I supported him. He lost. He let us down. So I never liked him as much after that because I don`t like losers.” ~ Donald Trump

Source: www.msnbc.com

Boy, Talk about self loathing, you loser.