DysFUNction WORLD

DysFUNction WORLD

Welcome to the site of the future PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY and theme park DYSFUNCTION WORLD.

It is located in the relatively draft free Mister DODGERS neighborhood, a gated community in downtown Dubrovnik.

All arrivals to the theme park will be greeted with a musical rendition of “Don’t you be my neighbor” sung by the Alexandrov Ensemble, the official army choir of the Russian armed forces.

 

  • If you can find fun in dysfunction, you can find the bearable in unbearable.
The Long and Winding Wall.

The Long and Winding Wall.

It is said that as many as 400,000 people died during the construction of China’s Great Wall.

Many of these workers were buried within the wall itself.

Upon hearing this as a child, little Donny dreamed of the day when he too, could do the same.

Well, that day has arrived.

His wall mandated Federal Government shutdown has forced Federal workers to go to Food Pantries to feed their family.

It has requires many to take out loans, or use high-interest credit cards to pay their everyday expenses. This can literally bury families with insurmountable debt.

Some forego prescription medicine. This can actually bury them.

We are not indebted to you but are in debt because of you.

Well, Donny, “Your dream may come true; not the wall part, but you may see way more than 400,000 buried.”