Welcome to the site of the future PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY and theme park DYSFUNCTION WORLD.
It is located in the relatively draft free Mister DODGERS neighborhood, a gated community in downtown Dubrovnik.
All arrivals to the theme park will be greeted with a musical rendition of “Don’t you be my neighbor” sung by the Alexandrov Ensemble, the official army choir of the Russian armed forces.
“Let them eat cake.” A quote attributed to the late final Queen of France, Marie Antoinette.
Whether real or fake news, its report at the time, is an example of how out of touch she was with the living conditions of her subjects.
Peasants, having no bread were starving. They were often sent to prison for stealing bread to feed their families.
Her solution, on hearing of their plight, was for them all to “eat cake”, not understanding that it was more expensive than bread.
Our West Wing occupant, “Oompa Loompa”, says that during the government shut down, Federal workers that are not being paid should think of it as being on a long vacation.
Meanwhile, their rents and mortgages can’t be paid. Their homes are in serious threat of foreclosure.
Unable to buy food or medicine, their future is in severe jeopardy.
Most people that “Oompa” is talking about have to save for years before ever going on a long vacation.
Some may never be able to save enough.
Long vacations don’t cost “Oompa” a dime. Hell, every Golf trip he takes is partially paid for by the very people he has laid off.
The remainder of the total $77 million dollar cost as of Sept 6, 2018, was paid for by the rest of the American taxpayers.
He more than likely doesn’t carry cash on his person.
He probably has never balanced his own personal checkbook, if indeed he has one. Nor has his financial balance ever resulted in Walmart Blue light specials becoming not affordable for that week.
“Oompa” doesn’t know the cost of bread or cake or rents or medicines, nor does he care.
How could a Prince, who has never traded places with a Pauper, understand or care about their lives.
“Let them take Vacations.” he proclaims.
Hopefully, there will be Bread Lines there.
Bowling Cartoon © Mike Stanfill. Please visit him at RagingPencils.com
Republicans seem to be endorsing the PBA (Progressing Backwards Administration)
Their Fuhrer’s only governing strategy is to pander to a base that supports voter suppression, ethnic superiority, national isolationism, and ecological and scientific abandonment.
The administration has no plans for anything. It just keeps rolling out talking points, which change minute by minute, tweet by tweet.
President “Huff’nPuff” has shown us his great deal-making prowess.
It consists mainly of NDAs, bribery, and bullying. No doubt some homeschooling was involved.
I foresee the day when a voice from on high will deliver him a final judgment.
Publishers will be clamoring for the rights to his memoir “The Art of the Steal”, written in solitary confinement during his last days.
I say solitary confinement loosely, for that practice was prohibited by his Supreme Court.
Even though he will be allowed to have visitors, not even his family will come, for most will also be in prison cells.
The scant few that do visit are reporters for the National Enquirer or some White supremacy neo-Nazi publication or his newest ghostwriter, who just happens to be employed by the National Enquirer and is also a neo-Nazi. Go figure.
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Please accept my sincere APOLOGY TO ALL BOWLERS both amateurs and professionals for the use of PBA in this post. No PBA members were massacred in the typing of this post nor dragged into the gutter intentionally or unintentionally.
Just in case you missed it. Bowling Cartoon © Mike Stanfill. Please visit him at RagingPencils.com
An unpresidential Check List thrown out and found in the Oval Office trash in December of 2018, and subsequently saved by the Janitorial Staff and posted anonymously.
PREVENT FOREST FIRES. RAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
Denying Climate change, the “Drumpadiddle” Administration plans to hand out rakes to all Asylum Seekers in an effort to stem the ever-growing threat of seasonal forest fires.
It appears that Americans are not willing to do these vital new jobs.
Our West Wing Emperor “Diddly Diddly” fiddles while America burns. It’s in the raging forest fires out west that he imagines himself running through while singing to the melody of “FIDDLER ON THE ROOF”.
If I were a fireman.
Yabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dooooo.
All day long I’d raaka raaaka raaaaaaka.
Don’t you wish that you could tooooooo!
My apology to Topol.
Trumpscaping is the tactic politicians employ after saying they will bear the responsibility for their actions, and then blame anyone and everyone other than themselves when they’re shown to be in the wrong.
Trumpscaping will be a required course in all future Political Science Classes at all American Universities.
From the early smoldering gesticulations in the young brain of a spoiled child born and raised in the New York City borough of Queens, Trumpscaping has grown and flourished; culminating in the final pitiful protestations now spewing from the Potty mouth of our Pretender President, a whining, sniveling, Twittering Con Artist .
Yes Donny, We are getting tired of your Whining; so much Whining.
A Peoples Freedom Garden will bloom when the American people landscape your ass from the White House and mow you out of office.
It is said that as many as 400,000 people died during the construction of China’s Great Wall.
Many of these workers were buried within the wall itself.
Upon hearing this as a child, little Donny dreamed of the day when he too, could do the same.
Well, that day has arrived.
His wall mandated Federal Government shutdown has forced Federal workers to go to Food Pantries to feed their family.
It has requires many to take out loans, or use high-interest credit cards to pay their everyday expenses. This can literally bury families with insurmountable debt.
Some forego prescription medicine. This can actually bury them.
We are not indebted to you but are in debt because of you.
Well, Donny, “Your dream may come true; not the wall part, but you may see way more than 400,000 buried.”
The current White House resident runs the Federal Government from his West Wing bed. He lies while lying in bed, sending out TWILLY TWONKA Grand Parent Tweets.
These TWONKA ramblings, though great fodder for late night comedians, unfortunately, keeps his base pumped up.
Rational Americans need to keep poking holes in the gas tanks of his enablers; not only to let the vitriol out but mainly to let the light in.
TWONKA Tweets have become the currency of this Administration, and although counterfeit, too many people accepted this currency on face value.
TWONKA Tweets have replaced Dynamic Debates where opposing sides defend and promote their views rationally while respecting their opponent’s differing viewpoint.
The current resident doesn’t really like the work that his position requires; he is only looking for another GOLDEN TICKET.