Trump’s Favorite Doctor Has Been Lying About His Military Rank.

Ronny Jackson, former White House physician and current Republican congressman, was demoted by the Navy in July 2022 after a DOD investigation.
The investigation found evidence of Jackson’s misconduct, such as bullying staff, creating a hostile work environment, and abusing alcohol and prescription drugs.
Jackson’s demotion was not publicly reported until March 2024, and he still claims to be a retired rear admiral on his website and in public statements. (Sound familiar Donny.)
Jackson’s reputation was already tarnished by his failed nomination for Secretary of Veterans Affairs in 2018, which was derailed by similar allegations of unprofessional behavior.

Seems Donny surrounds himself with people he values the most.

People loyal to him. (ASS KISSERS)
People willing to lie for him. (MAGA INSURECTIONISTS IN SENATE AND CONGRESS)
People willing to cover up drug addiction.

Dr. Ron willingly dispensed large amounts of drugs during Donalds Oval Office occupancy.
Is that why Donald was sniffing so much?

Sailing Away

Your mind is failing, sailing away.
Late in life you can’t engage –
Your mouth into first gear.
Your brain transmission –
stuck in reverse.
English a foreign language.

ON THE SQUARE

When Donald says he wants to be “On the Square with You.” (*), this is what he means.

Dreams floating around in Donny Boy’s simple mind have him turning the White House into his own:

{ TRUMPyLAND CASTLE }

Top Notch. “Creme de La Kremlin”.

A place where his fellow Oligarchs can assemble each year to display their plunder taken after invading their neighboring countries.

Such are the dreams of this spoiled brat, a child that has never grown up.

“BONE SPURS” loves to play Soldier but mocks their dead, calling them suckers and losers.

A child who can never prove to his dead father that he is not the total failure that he always knew he was.

He is the shell of a human being. A Russian Doll containing failure inside bankruptcy inside failure ad infinitum.

And in the center of that DOLL is an empty soul-less abyss.

* ON THE SQUARE: Candidly honest or transparent; fair and straightforward; correct or in agreement. I included this for those out in the wild who want to increase their knowledge of idioms.

DOWNWIND

TITLE

“Downwind from Trump”

An Elizabethan Era screenplay, first performed to a throng of British and American sightseers.

Finally appearing on the American Stage.

SCRIPT

Trump (Stage Left)

WOW! What a stench. We must be downwind from the stables.

Queen Elizabeth (Stage Right)

There IS no wind silly BOY.

The THE ROYAL STABLES are in the other direction.

And there is no WIND other than yours.

Credits:
Playwrite: RKO
Screenplay: RKO
Director: RKO
Producer: RKO

Thank you for not smoking.

Advice to M. A. G. A. and Trump’s Lawyers.

My advice to M. A. G. A. and Trump’s Lawyers.

If you scratch a dog, you will have created a lifetime job.
Sorry, M.A.G.A., but you scratched that dog.
Trump’s whole life exemplifies a large feral K9.
A trailer trash breed of K9 minus six K’s
Dragging you along with his leash.
So you give up on your destination and follow him.

If you stop scratching his inflated ego, he will bite you.
Stop praising him and he will pee on you.
He will take a dump anytime anywhere on anyone,
then wipe his rear on the oval office presidential seal,
And finally chew up the U.S. CONSTITUTION.

So, my advice to any lawyers willing to defend this werewolf.
Get paid a very large nonrefundable amount up front. (Fat chance)
Follow the facts. (Real facts not Trumped-up fiction).
Do not lie to the press.
Do not Lie in court.
When you’re finally pressed to lie by “BARKY DROOLY POOPY DOG”,
it’s time to excuse yourself from the case.
And maybe start looking for your own lawyer!

Peeing Dog GIF by GIPHY

Barking Dog GIF by GIPHY

MAGA Captcha

No buses or taxis or stop lights in this Capcha. True Patriots could pass easily.

Blowing in the Wind

Our country had a Commander in Chief named Trump.

TRUMP is a slang word meaning FART in the U.K.

“Trump’s twin”, the former leader of the U.K., was a “Johnson”.

JOHNSON is a slang word meaning PENIS in the U.S.A.

What may we infer from this?

Our country was led by a gigantic FART.

The U.K. was led by his twin – a little DICK.

“Victim-i-Nation Tour”

Spoiler Alert (The following editorial is not meant to belittle or humiliate. It’s intent is to inform.)

I have attended State Fairs and Carnivals in my youth. Having spent all of my allowance only to win prizes worth next to nothing, I always wondered what would possess me to do that. Was it a gambling gene? My grandfather was forever losing a paycheck gambling at the nearby horse track. Was it a test of skill on my part? Afterall every booth had a contest that I could easily accomplish. Ah! There’s the catch, for even when I won, I lost. The prize was never worth the cost of admission.

So it is in this 2024 election cycle. Ring Master Donald barks at his MAGA cult. Send me your money, the prizes are vast. They sell out fast.

Trading cards of him as Astronaut Donald, Elvis, or many of his other delusions. $99 ea.
A T-shirt with his official indictment “mugshot” $47 ea.
Or better yet, the official indictment “mugshot” mug. $47 ea.
Etc. $$$$
Etc. $$$$$$
Etc. $$$$$$$$$
And his latest grift selling cheep 13 dollar golden sneakers at SneakerCon.com for $399 per pair.

The Donald is ‘Music Man 2024’, a theatrical film starring his one and only, flamboyant self.

As the Department of Justice closes in on the “DON” he expands his “Victim-I-Nation Tour”.

He criss-crosses the country whining that he is being persecuted, just like you. He proclaims from his private jet that in every way he is JUST LIKE YOU.

Honestly, Do you really believe that you are just like him, that he relates to you? If you do, Boy. Do I have a truckload of Band instruments to sell you!

He is being prosecuted not persecuted for the crimes he has committed. You or I would be in Prison by now.

You are not a victim when you have earned your punishment.

Lying and accusing others while your hands are still in the cookie jar and crumbs are still on your face does not exude innocence, no matter how pathetically you protest.

Tragedy and Comedy are indeed two sides of a coin.

Sorry for this, but it is time to ponder and reflect on this coin toss of an upcoming election.

In this 2024 election we have a choice to spend our money and either go see:

“Music Man 2024 – Springtime for Hitler our Demigod” or

“America Forward – Our Democracy and Republic, United”

I, on leaving the Fairground, instinctively knew I had been swindled. The vast majority of MAGA Carnival attendees sadly cannot find their way off the Fairground.

There are maps out there. I implore you to open and read them.

Our “Leader” loves to play “Doctor”.

Our “Leader” loves to play “Doctor”.*

He has been screwing us metaphorically since his inauguration.

Our Oval Office Occupier, “inflectionally” referred to as the “4-O”, said researchers should try to apply their findings of sunlight’s effect on the corona virus; by inserting UV light into patients’ bodies.

Now the President wants everyone to bend over, literally.

He also believes injecting disinfectant into people is a viable approach to killing the virus. Heads up! That will kill you. When and if someone dies from injecting themselves with a disinfectant, the President should be charged with Manslaughter. Oh! Wait; Someone has died.

A person in Arizona died after ingesting chloroquine phosphate (a drug to kill fish parasites). He did this after hearing “4-O” extolling the virtues of chloroquine in his many rally ranting national nightly COVID-19 pandemic briefings.

What will be the next insane idea to babble forth from his majestically mental mind?

Why not bring the infected out to sea, bind their hands and feet and throw them overboard. That will kill the virus.

* (Innuendo implied)

Rep. Ronny Jackson