VOTE BY MAIL: a Republican Nightmare

VOTE BY MAIL: a Republican Nightmare

VOTE BY MAIL is a Republican Nightmare.

Speaking to the media on 4/7/2020, President “Wee Willie Winkie” blasted voting by mail again.

Wee Willie snorted: “I think mail-in voting is horrible, it’s corrupt.”

Reporter: “But you voted by mail in Florida’s election last month, didn’t you?”

Wee Willie: “Sure. I can vote by mail“

Reporter: “How do you reconcile with that?”

Wee Willie answers “Because I’m allowed to.”, while inwardly thinking to himself. “It’s really because I’m white, I am a Republican, and I am very, mucho rich and besides I am the President of the greatest country that I have ever owned. I can do whatever I want.”

Some of the leaders we’ve currently elected care more about holding on to power than the safety of voters in 2020 during a pandemic. 

I felt a seismic tremor when the Democratic and Republican leaders predecessors rolled over in their graves this week on hearing this.

Interestingly, this coming Sunday is Easter. Perhaps these predecessors will all roll their stones aside, rise from their graves and beat the shit out of all the pretenders.

These pretenders better be willing now to run the gauntlet being prepared and waiting for them by our Forefathers and Foremothers.

(Yes, Foremothers is a word.)

I salute all the women that have served this great nation.

America’s Cheerleader

The “Commander in Grief” is now Americas Cheerleader.

As far back as late November, 2019, American Medical Intelligence officials warned the current administration that an uncontrollable disease was sweeping through China, and that it posed a threat to U.S.Forces in Asia.

This information ended up in our Presidential Pretenders’ Daily Briefings.

As recently as April 6, 2020 he was still claiming that no one saw the warnings, and that the virus came out of nowhere. He added that “Nobody would have ever thought a thing like this could have ever happened.”

He also recently denied seeing a memo sent to him in January by Peter Navarro, a trade official in his administration, warning of the Corona Virus risk.

The memo stated that UP TO HALF A MILLION PEOPLE COULD DIE.

He is a threat to our nation when he ignores the intelligence community and the health care experts.

Ironically his disregard for expert advice has enabled him to keep one of his campaign promises. Our nation is now Number One. We are the number one nation having the most COVID-19 infections and COVID-19 deaths in the world.

I believe that he never read the memo, knowing that he refuses to go to briefings and finds reading memos difficult and annoying.

He relies on the kiss-ass pundits on One America News Network and Fox News to validate whatever warped idea he fabricates in his genetically modified, deep-fried Brain. (I no longer wonder why he is so orange.)

He sidesteps his incompetency with his usual faulting of everyone other than himself.

Now he says that he downplayed the seriousness of the Pandemic because he is America’s Cheerleader.

We don’t need a cheerleader.
We need a LEADER.

 

(Editorial Cartoon by Ann Telnaes / The Washington Post)

She brilliantly draws the Pompoms as Corona Virus. And I surmise the ME shirt monogram egotistically stands for MEDICALLY ENLIGHTENED. What a Joke.

It is going to disappear.

One can only hope he is talking about his incompetent leadership!

While first responders, doctors, nurses, medical staff valiantly risk their lives and cope with the stress of this seemingly endless Pandemic, our “fearless leader” sits and tweets that our hospitals medical staff should be investigated for pilfering Personal Protection Supplies.

He plays at his Pandemic war as if all Citizens are his toy soldiers.

We all know he loves to PLAY soldier.

He compares his front-line fighters to soldiers in World War 1 French Trenches being gassed by the enemy.

“Fight on valiant soldiers. I would send you gas masks, but I believe BIGGLY that it is the responsibility of every soldier’s home state to find, buy, and deliver masks to you. Good Luck.”

“Sorry I have to leave now. I have scheduled another Pandemic news conference.”

“A lot of people don’t know this, but I’m getting better ratings than the  Bachelor Season Finale.”

 

Mirror Mirror on the Wall.

We have all seen television shows where an innocent man is thrown into prison and his cellmates ask him what he did to get in there.

He answers them by devoutly proclaiming his innocence.

To which they wink and reply, “Aren’t we all man. Everyone in here is innocent.”

It seems the guilty always believe other people are guilty.

Liars believe everyone else is a liar.

Crooks believe everyone else is crooked.

So, what does that show you about “DON” our White House Godfather when he insinuates that doctors and nurses want more masks so they can steal them?

“How do you go from 10 to 20, to 300,000—10 to 20,000 masks to 300,000—even though this is different? Something’s going on, and you ought to look into it, as reporters,” Trump said. “Where are the masks going—are they going out the back door?

Somebody should probably look into that, because I just don’t see from a practical standpoint how that’s possible to go from that to that, and we have that happening in numerous places.”

It stands to reason that a guy who has so long engaged in fraud after fraud would assume that nurses and doctors might be sneaking masks out of the hospitals to sell them on the black market at a big mark-up.

After all, that is exactly what he would do given the chance.

Caricature © DonkeyHotey 2018

Unintelligence and Ignorance Combined

Unintelligence and Ignorance Combined

Unintelligent people have no intelligence. They are stupid, dull, dense, crass, and dumb. They lack the ability to absorb ideas or impressions.

Whereas ignorant people can be very intelligent. They either choose to ignore the facts and data presented to them, or the facts and data are merely unavailable to them.

The GOP praise their Emperor who lives in his own TWILIGHT ZONE, where unintelligence and ignorance co-mingle, and are valued above all else.

To be fair The Emperor has recently been forced to speak some truths to the American people during this current COVID-19 crisis.

Be thankful for Doctor Fauci, Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases. His ability to bring light into a dark room is refreshing.

I can only hope that Citizens wake up, like the child in Hans Christian Andersen’s short story “The Emperor’s New Clothes”, who upon seeing the Emperor parading through the town buck naked, exclaimed, “But he hasn’t got anything on!”.

Our Emperor is parading through our homes every day only clothed in his bullshit lies.

Grant us the ability to wade through all the lies and finally see that our Emperor has no clothes.

Wow!, Such a small……..

Mind.

A “1984” solution to a “2020” COVID-19 Pandemic?

A “1984” solution to a “2020” COVID-19 Pandemic?

In the 1949 Dystopian Novel “Nineteen Eighty-Four”, by English novelist George Orwell, Big Brother used Doublethink as a process of indoctrination whereby citizens are expected to accept as true that which is clearly false, or to simultaneously accept two mutually contradicting beliefs as correct, even though one’s own memories or sense of reality refuted the concept.

Our own “President BIGGLY” exemplifies the Big Brotherly traits of hypocritical deception used by the State over its citizens in the novel “1984”.

He brags of knowledge that he sorely lacks.

He consistently hides behind a celebrity mask to fool the public and gain political benefit.

He pretends to lead while constantly passing the buck to others.

He whines “FAKE NEWS”, when reporters ask pertinent questions that conflict with his own interests.

As more and more people around the world are donning masks to venture outside their homes, it is time to look beyond “President BIGGLY’s” mask to see the Con artist living within.

A Grandmother Remembers

A Grandmother Remembers

I know you think I am making this all up, but we kids could actually do this when I was your age!

“ANNE FRANK-ing”

“ANNE FRANK-ing”

As I write this, my family and I are cloistered in the sanctuary of our house. We along with vast numbers of people around the world have become pale imitations of ANNE FRANK hiding from invading Nazi persecutors during World War II.

We all are doing our best to evade the ever-present though invisible COVID-19 infiltrators that are ravaging our country, our lives, and that are destroying our social structure.

ANNE FRANK did not survive the Nazi Holocaust, however, her writings that display her courage, humanity, and hope did.

We wash our hands and can only hope for an end to this madness. Every morning we wake to more shutdowns and massive layoffs.

As I entered my local BJs warehouse store a few weeks ago, I passed many people leaving with carts piled high with toilet paper.

I then stood amazed staring at three aisles of empty pallet racks that are usually stacked to the ceiling with toilet paper. “Armageddon?”, I briefly thought.

I guess this only shows that no matter how brilliant we think we are, we are all just a bunch of a**-holes.

At every stock market report and every COVID-19 update, my wife and I both crap a load in our pants.

Could it be that those with the toilet paper stockpiles were the smart ones?

This is a satire blog, so forgive me for now ending on a serious note.

As the number of infections and deaths keep rising, it is ironic that this administration on having been so dismissive of science must now rely on science to save us all.

We can only hope that our leaders can unite in this time of crisis and fight for the people and not just for their political parties or for their own selfish interests.

Let us again wash our hands up to and into November, casting our votes for the Whole Earth, not just America, and finally get honest, knowledgeable, and compassionate leaders.

Gravy Brain

Gravy Brain

President “Gravy Brain” was such a poor student that he has threatened his high school and college from releasing his grades, and the College Board from releasing his SAT scores.

He is well aware that he is a fraud but needs you to believe that he is the Master Intelligence that sees all and knows all. He needs you to believe that he is the Master Deal Maker and Protector of the Realm. His blustering self-inflated ego demands it.

Yet, Gravy Brain’s ‘Art of the Deal’ Co-Author, Tony Schwartz says that in retrospect almost all of the deals extolled in that book were failures. He further states that most of the deals Trump has made since the publication of the book have been overwhelming failures.

Gravy Brain wants you to view him as the one Great Leader that will lift you up and out of your misery, protect you from the imagined monsters in your closets and under your beds. Be warned for he is the one tweeting you those bedtime stories.

In Feb. 2018 President Pretender said that he would have charged into the school during the shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida that left 17 students and teachers dead even if he were unarmed. If you believe that you probably also believe his imagined monsters are really under your bed.

As a pretend President he prefers to fill his “Executive Time” watching Friendly Fox Happy Meal Videos while obsessing over his low approval ratings and negative press coverage.

He could not explain or defend a complex issue if his life depended on it.

With the attention span of a toddler and the fact retention of a fruit fly, he continues to rattle on; “NO COLLUSION”, “WITCH HUNT”, “FAKE NEWS”, “I AM VERY VERY SMART”, and “I KNOW THE BEST WORDS”.

One of the best examples of his illiteracy is his calling the Mueller Investigation a “PHONY WITCH HUNT”. He doesn’t realize that he is declaring the investigation is not a witch hunt.

I paraphrase a line from Shakespeare’s Hamlet when I say, “DONNYBOY; methinks thou doth protest too much.”

Let me dumb this down for Donny Boy. (Shakespeare was what could be considered an English “Elizabethan Rapper”. One of his lyrics implied that when someone constantly keeps boasting about something then the opposite of what is said must be true.)

With a fourth-grade reading level that he has infrequently used since the fourth grade, President “Gravy Brain” refuses to read any intelligence reports and relies on oral briefings.

His advisers need to distill complex issues down to one or two talking points. They present him one-page place-mats with accompanying assortments of colorful crayons with which he can practice tracing over his over-sized illegible signature and color in the educational puzzles that his staff print out as learning aids.

They have discovered that if his name appears on any papers he is more inclined to at least look at them. You can put newspapers at the feet of a puppy and imagine he might learn to read. You could also imagine you won’t need to clean up a load of crap at the end of each day. “NOT going to HAPPEN”.

Here’s an idea; since our “Holy POTUS” does not read anything can someone send him some resignation papers to sign?