Bankrupt Black Sheep

TRUMPlethinskins :
favorite nursery rhyme.

(sung to the melody of
“Baa Baa Black Sheep,
Have You any Wool?”)

Bankrupt Black Sheep,
“Fraud?” Is what they’re told.
No sir, no sir,
Hiding all I stole

For I am the Master
and you’re all so lame,
taken by this little boy
nothing will remain

Baa Baa Black Sheep,
never went to school.
No sir, no sir,
I’m nobody’s fool

Bankrupt Black Sheep,
“Fraud?” is what they’re told.
No sir, no sir,
Hiding all I stole.

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TRUMPlethinskins
:favorite nursery rhyme.

(sung to the melody of
“Baa Baa Black Sheep,
Have You any Wool?”)

Bankrupt Black Sheep,
“Fraud?” Is what they’re told.
No sir, no sir,
Hiding all I stole

For I am the Master
and you’re all so lame,
taken by this little boy
nothing will remain

Baa Baa Black Sheep,
never went to school.
No sir, no sir,
I’m nobody’s fool

Bankrupt Black Sheep,
“Fraud?” is what they’re told.
No sir, no sir,
Hiding all I stole.

GO TO FLOG BLOG

Humpty Trumpty has a big Brain
From government work, he does abstain.
By holding on to his great big wall
Humpty’s Party will take a big fall.
All the Senate’s forces and all the Senates men
can’t bring the Party together again.
A National Emergency won’t save them now.
He’ll even sign one and then take a bow.
A trumped-up emergency is too hard to fake.
Even his party is unable to make
an undeniably plausible case.
So for now: REAL EMERGENCIES will; HAVE TO WAIT.

Let them eat Cake!

“Let them eat cake.” A quote attributed to the late final Queen of France, Marie Antoinette.

Whether real or fake news, its report at the time, is an example of how out of touch she was with the living conditions of her subjects.

Peasants, having no bread were starving. They were often sent to prison for stealing bread to feed their families.

Her solution, on hearing of their plight, was for them all to “eat cake”, not understanding that it was more expensive than bread.

Our West Wing occupant, “Oompa Loompa”, says that during the government shut down, Federal workers that are not being paid should think of it as being on a long vacation.

Meanwhile, their rents and mortgages can’t be paid. Their homes are in serious threat of foreclosure.

Unable to buy food or medicine, their future is in severe jeopardy.

Most people that “Oompa” is talking about have to save for years before ever going on a long vacation.

Some may never be able to save enough.

Long vacations don’t cost “Oompa” a dime. Hell, every Golf trip he takes is partially paid for by the very people he has laid off.

The remainder of the total $77 million dollar cost as of Sept 6, 2018, was paid for by the rest of the American taxpayers.

He more than likely doesn’t carry cash on his person.

He probably has never balanced his own personal checkbook, if indeed he has one. Nor has his financial balance ever resulted in Walmart Blue light specials becoming not affordable for that week.

“Oompa” doesn’t know the cost of bread or cake or rents or medicines, nor does he care.

How could a Prince, who has never traded places with a Pauper, understand or care about their lives.

“Let them take Vacations.” he proclaims.

Hopefully, there will be Bread Lines there.

the PBA

Bowling Cartoon © Mike Stanfill. Please visit him at RagingPencils.com

Republicans seem to be endorsing the PBA (Progressing Backwards Administration)

Their Fuhrer’s only governing strategy is to pander to a base that supports voter suppression, ethnic superiority, national isolationism, and ecological and scientific abandonment.

The administration has no plans for anything. It just keeps rolling out talking points, which change minute by minute, tweet by tweet.

President “Huff’nPuff” has shown us his great deal-making prowess.

It consists mainly of NDAs, bribery, and bullying. No doubt some homeschooling was involved.

I foresee the day when a voice from on high will deliver him a final judgment.

Publishers will be clamoring for the rights to his memoir “The Art of the Steal”, written in solitary confinement during his last days.

I say solitary confinement loosely, for that practice was prohibited by his Supreme Court.

Even though he will be allowed to have visitors, not even his family will come, for most will also be in prison cells.

The scant few that do visit are reporters for the National Enquirer or some White supremacy neo-Nazi publication or his newest ghostwriter, who just happens to be employed by the National Enquirer and is also a neo-Nazi. Go figure.

BOWLING GREEN DISCLAIMER

Please accept my sincere APOLOGY TO ALL BOWLERS both amateurs and professionals for the use of PBA in this post. No PBA members were massacred in the typing of this post nor dragged into the gutter intentionally or unintentionally.

Just in case you missed it. Bowling Cartoon © Mike Stanfill. Please visit him at RagingPencils.com

UNPRESIDENTIAL DAILY CHECKLIST (pre PANDEMIC)

An unpresidential Check List thrown out and found in the Oval Office trash in December of 2018, and subsequently saved by the Janitorial Staff and posted anonymously.

Have a bowel movement and tweet to my special people. (Highlight of my day)
Schedule my Adderall delivery.
Apply tanning spray.
Have Secret Service let in my CIRQUE DU SOLEIL hairstylist.
Send out my red ties for cleaning and stretching.
Attend morning speech therapy class.
Apply denture cream. (Note to self: sometimes I forget. Move this to position one)
Send out for breakfast, hamburgers and/or waffles and chicken fingers.
Send for the Secret Service food taster.
Watch three hours of Fox and Friends.
Take a nap.
Call Moscow on my beautiful private server.
Check that the subliminal messages promoting my wall are still running on Senators phone lines.
Order a large House of Pancakes sign to be delivered and installed over the entrance to the House of Representatives.
Walk the White House lawn avoiding fake news reporters. (Boy I miss seeing Sean Spicer in the bushes.)
Call my lawyers. Pick any two and fire them. Google some replacements.
Call in my family to help me make up distracting and fake stories for Fox and Friends like “the large amount of jobs that I have created” or “that majority of federal workers laid off by the government shutdown are 100% behind me and my wall.”
Schedule another golf outing. Remember to call it a working vacation.
Take another nap.
Order more take-out.
Send for food taster again.
Walk-through Capitol grounds and pretend I’m on an important fact-finding junket. (Walk fast and ignore the press.). The most important thing I learned in show Business is that walking fast gives people the impression you are headed to an important meeting where you will be getting things done. They fall for it all the time.
Take another nap.
Order more take-out.
Send for food taster again.
Check that my new artificial intelligence phone answering program is on and running. It’s programmed with phrases like “Yes!, But there are good people on both sides.” and “I can do that, and I may do that; we’ll see what happens.”
Stress to reporters that nothing is my fault and they must look at the Obama Administration as the cause of all the bad things that happen.

Rake America Great Again

Fake News calls it a pitchfork. I call it a rake.

PREVENT FOREST FIRES. RAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

Denying Climate change, the “Drumpadiddle” Administration plans to hand out rakes to all Asylum Seekers in an effort to stem the ever-growing threat of seasonal forest fires.

It appears that Americans are not willing to do these vital new jobs.

Our West Wing Emperor “Diddly Diddly” fiddles while America burns. It’s in the raging forest fires out west that he imagines himself running through while singing to the melody of “FIDDLER ON THE ROOF”.

If I were a fireman.
Yabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dooooo.
All day long I’d raaka raaaka raaaaaaka.
Don’t you wish that you could tooooooo!

My apology to Topol.

Trumpscaping

Trumpscaping is the tactic politicians employ after saying they will bear the responsibility for their actions, and then blame anyone and everyone other than themselves when they’re shown to be in the wrong.

Trumpscaping will be a required course in all future Political Science Classes at all American Universities.

From the early smoldering gesticulations in the young brain of a spoiled child born and raised in the New York City borough of Queens, Trumpscaping has grown and flourished; culminating in the final pitiful protestations now spewing from the Potty mouth of our Pretender President, a whining, sniveling, Twittering Con Artist .

Yes Donny, We are getting tired of your Whining; so much Whining.

A Peoples Freedom Garden will bloom when the American people landscape your ass from the White House and mow you out of office.

The Long and Winding Wall.

It is said that as many as 400,000 people died during the construction of China’s Great Wall.

Many of these workers were buried within the wall itself.

Upon hearing this as a child, little Donny dreamed of the day when he too, could do the same.

Well, that day has arrived.

His wall mandated Federal Government shutdown has forced Federal workers to go to Food Pantries to feed their family.

It has requires many to take out loans, or use high-interest credit cards to pay their everyday expenses. This can literally bury families with insurmountable debt.

Some forego prescription medicine. This can actually bury them.

We are not indebted to you but are in debt because of you.

Well, Donny, “Your dream may come true; not the wall part, but you may see way more than 400,000 buried.”

TWILLY TWONKA

The current White House resident runs the Federal Government from his West Wing bed. He lies while lying in bed, sending out TWILLY TWONKA Grand Parent Tweets.

These TWONKA ramblings, though great fodder for late night comedians, unfortunately, keeps his base pumped up.

Rational Americans need to keep poking holes in the gas tanks of his enablers; not only to let the vitriol out but mainly to let the light in.

TWONKA Tweets have become the currency of this Administration, and although counterfeit, too many people accepted this currency on face value.

TWONKA Tweets have replaced Dynamic Debates where opposing sides defend and promote their views rationally while respecting their opponent’s differing viewpoint.

The current resident doesn’t really like the work that his position requires; he is only looking for another GOLDEN TICKET.

Fake News calls it a pitchfork. I call it a rake.

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