Our Russian Doll

Our Russian Doll

The medical examiner said, “If it looks like a duck we’ll crack it open and we’ll find a duck”.

President Putininski acts like a Russian Doll with all his twists and turns.

His performance at the White House is not like any given by prima ballerinas of the Bolshoi Ballet.

He acts out his privileged perverted life by figuratively barging into Committee dressing rooms while they’re still dressing, shaming Republican and Democratic bodies with equal disdain.

He’s wealthy and powerful and everyone, except him, looks the other way to protect their own interests.

President Putininski even resembles a fat Golden Russian Doll, that upon twisting the outermost shell apart one uncovers a plethora of dolls each hidden inside its older sibling.

You will discover that the best part of this Russian Doll is its shining Atlantic City Casino Golden façade.

This apprenticed façade never lets you see the ugliness behind it unless you are looking for it.

The deeper you probe this Russian Doll the redder he becomes. Deep inside, he becomes smaller, deeper still he becomes darker.

Yes, we have elected a Russian Doll and peeling away his many layers has revealed a dark and hollow void.

Hopefully, before four years have passed our eyes will adjust to the darkness and peering into it we will see its contents, “A simple lump of coal”.

STABLE GENIUS

STABLE GENIUS

Mr. Bigly has declared himself “A Stable Genius”.

A stable genius is someone who hires others to clean up their shit.

Short term employment is available at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, due to a high turnover rate.

People applying for Senior Level Positions should ignore the ELEPHANT in the room.

Wash Your Hands When You Leave This Page

Donald Drumph promised to Drain the Swamp. Who knew that he would hire more shady plumbers than Richard Nixon. We need to clean up after them and finally FLUSH the SWAMP.

DysFUNction WORLD

DysFUNction WORLD

Welcome to the site of the future PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY and theme park DYSFUNCTION WORLD.

It is located in the relatively draft free Mister DODGERS neighborhood, a gated community in downtown Dubrovnik.

All arrivals to the theme park will be greeted with a musical rendition of “Don’t you be my neighbor” sung by the Alexandrov Ensemble, the official army choir of the Russian armed forces.

 

  • If you can find fun in dysfunction, you can find the bearable in unbearable.